That Does Not Mean

momsmsgs — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:44:32 +0000

I told you I was moving to the same city as you, that does not mean I want to hang out with you.

momsmsgs — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:13:40 +0000

I agreed to share a study table with you, Mr. Strange Guy. That does not mean that you can keep sneezing and coughing without covering your face and asking me about my computer.

momsmsgs — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:10:08 +0000

I offered to do your part of our group project at work because you said your mom was sick, that does not mean you can go take a two hour lunch with your boyfriend.

momsmsgs — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:26:21 +0000

I invited you to Thanksgiving at my parent’s place, that does not mean you have to talk over everyone else at the table and tell my sister about how much you already love me.

momsmsgs — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:27:52 +0000

We work together, that does not mean I’m going to hang out with you on the weekend.

momsmsgs — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:26:27 +0000

I follow you on twitter, that does not mean that I want to hear you desperately try to make your life seem interesting and intriguing.

momsmsgs — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:23:40 +0000

I asked you what your occupation is, that does not mean spend an hour telling me about how high stress your job is and how rich you are because of that job.

momsmsgs — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:01:50 +0000

I took you to the New Moon screening, that does not mean that I’m going to agree to bite your neck or howl like a wolf when we have sex.

momsmsgs — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:00:12 +0000

I said I’d meet you and your new boyfriend for a drink, that does not mean I’ll sit there for four hours while you two grope each other and tell me about how much you love each other.

momsmsgs — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:23:38 +0000

I told you I was going to be busy for a few weeks while my grandmother was in the hospital, that does not mean that you should dump me because I have “too much going on” in my life right now.